WHADDAFUCK WAS THAT

Just a reminder everyone: sometimes even Spider Man spots a UFO. His amazing spidey powers are no match for what those aliens can do.

There's aliens in my bedroom.

If you've seen the movie "Communion" you'll recognize that picture from a penultimate scene. No, that's not Christopher Walken. It's an ALIEN!


As is to be expected, Christopher Walken acts like a weirdo when he spots it, sort of staring at it half-scared half-bored. How would YOU react if all of a sudden aliens showed up in your room in the middle of the night?


Some people go "oh I'd be cool with it, I'd finally get to see some damn aliens!" I sort of used to think the same thing. Ever since reading the book "Communion" (by Whitley Strieber" and seeing the movie, it's a guarantee that I'd shit my pants if it ever happened.


Imagine the primal fear of being faced with something that according to our entire system of beliefs should not exist, at night, in the dark, while being unable to move. Whitley Strieber himself had his memory wiped (according to him), and he just went insane with an obsession to protect his home against invaders and thieves, installing expensive security systems and keeping guns around. A subconscious defence mechanism against those damn aliens.


As an aside, the best part of the movie adaptation has to be the ending where Christopher Walken and the aliens are engaged in some kind of jazzy, esoteric abstract time bending bullshit communication process. Very Christopher-Walken-esque (that shit wasn't in the book).

Planet of the Apes? No, Planet of the Red Pandas.

If you ask me, the second next dominant species on this planet will be some form of mutated Red Panda. Look at how these bastards stand up as if they were human.  Over the next few thousand years, their brains will develop.

When humans are omnipotent assholes who have spread their seed accross the universe, Red Pandas will be where we are today: posting on their blogs about how some other future cute animal can stand up.

Conspiracy website part 2: The Secret of the Ooze

Well I found out why "godlikeproductions.com" was shut down.

Because of this
http://www.scribd.com/doc/403303/The-Revelations-of-an-Elite-Family-Insider-2005# 

A member of an 'elite' family that allegedly controls everything behind the scenes revealed all on that website. According to him, we don't know anything at all about how our planet really is. Even more apparent, this elite family insider seems like a real asshole.


He doesn't tell anybody anything of substance apart from how "we have the tools and it's up to us to use them". There's nothing I hate more than a bunch of abstract world-play. Nuts to that.

Conspiracy website victim of conspiracy.

Now that's a paranormal abnormality.

Looks like godlikeproductions.com, one of the big conspiracy theory websites is shut down. About an hour ago this showed up:

"at what point does the personal sacrifice become too great?
when you put the life of my friends and family at risk.
I will not allow this website to cause my friends and family to live in fear
you won
hope you are happy
the last light of the world has been extinguished"

Now it's just some kind of religious message.

Apparently this dude was getting close to the truth and got spoken to by some agents. Maybe he found the hole that leads to the hollow Earth?

HOLLOW EARTH

I'm back from a hiatus of being lazy to talk about the Hollow Earth theory.

Some people believe that the Earth is in fact hollow and that a virtual paradise resides within. All this despite two centuries of overwhelming scientific evidence proving otherwise, including satellite photos of every corner of our planet, and actual human beings seeing our planet from space. Hollow Earth societies also say that the Aliens are hiding in there. Yeah sure, maybe they have a secret alien base set up underground to refuel or go to the bathroom or something, but I'm pretty sure they're not from there.

I created this post mainly because I wanted to share this video. The narrator is exactly how you think a Hollow Earth believer should be. A crazy ass bearded new-ager who probably uses crystals to heal. As proof of this theory, he uses legend and folklore.