WHADDAFUCK WAS THAT

Just a reminder everyone: sometimes even Spider Man spots a UFO. His amazing spidey powers are no match for what those aliens can do.

There's aliens in my bedroom.

If you've seen the movie "Communion" you'll recognize that picture from a penultimate scene. No, that's not Christopher Walken. It's an ALIEN!


As is to be expected, Christopher Walken acts like a weirdo when he spots it, sort of staring at it half-scared half-bored. How would YOU react if all of a sudden aliens showed up in your room in the middle of the night?


Some people go "oh I'd be cool with it, I'd finally get to see some damn aliens!" I sort of used to think the same thing. Ever since reading the book "Communion" (by Whitley Strieber" and seeing the movie, it's a guarantee that I'd shit my pants if it ever happened.


Imagine the primal fear of being faced with something that according to our entire system of beliefs should not exist, at night, in the dark, while being unable to move. Whitley Strieber himself had his memory wiped (according to him), and he just went insane with an obsession to protect his home against invaders and thieves, installing expensive security systems and keeping guns around. A subconscious defence mechanism against those damn aliens.


As an aside, the best part of the movie adaptation has to be the ending where Christopher Walken and the aliens are engaged in some kind of jazzy, esoteric abstract time bending bullshit communication process. Very Christopher-Walken-esque (that shit wasn't in the book).

Planet of the Apes? No, Planet of the Red Pandas.

If you ask me, the second next dominant species on this planet will be some form of mutated Red Panda. Look at how these bastards stand up as if they were human.  Over the next few thousand years, their brains will develop.

When humans are omnipotent assholes who have spread their seed accross the universe, Red Pandas will be where we are today: posting on their blogs about how some other future cute animal can stand up.

Conspiracy website part 2: The Secret of the Ooze

Well I found out why "godlikeproductions.com" was shut down.

Because of this
http://www.scribd.com/doc/403303/The-Revelations-of-an-Elite-Family-Insider-2005# 

A member of an 'elite' family that allegedly controls everything behind the scenes revealed all on that website. According to him, we don't know anything at all about how our planet really is. Even more apparent, this elite family insider seems like a real asshole.


He doesn't tell anybody anything of substance apart from how "we have the tools and it's up to us to use them". There's nothing I hate more than a bunch of abstract world-play. Nuts to that.

Conspiracy website victim of conspiracy.

Now that's a paranormal abnormality.

Looks like godlikeproductions.com, one of the big conspiracy theory websites is shut down. About an hour ago this showed up:

"at what point does the personal sacrifice become too great?
when you put the life of my friends and family at risk.
I will not allow this website to cause my friends and family to live in fear
you won
hope you are happy
the last light of the world has been extinguished"

Now it's just some kind of religious message.

Apparently this dude was getting close to the truth and got spoken to by some agents. Maybe he found the hole that leads to the hollow Earth?

HOLLOW EARTH

I'm back from a hiatus of being lazy to talk about the Hollow Earth theory.

Some people believe that the Earth is in fact hollow and that a virtual paradise resides within. All this despite two centuries of overwhelming scientific evidence proving otherwise, including satellite photos of every corner of our planet, and actual human beings seeing our planet from space. Hollow Earth societies also say that the Aliens are hiding in there. Yeah sure, maybe they have a secret alien base set up underground to refuel or go to the bathroom or something, but I'm pretty sure they're not from there.

I created this post mainly because I wanted to share this video. The narrator is exactly how you think a Hollow Earth believer should be. A crazy ass bearded new-ager who probably uses crystals to heal. As proof of this theory, he uses legend and folklore.

Let's get comfortable and slip into an alternate reality.

When I read about John Titor for the first time on a website called "anomalies.net", I also read about those who talked "directly" to the time traveller slipping into alternate realities. They'd talk about how buildings wouldn't be there the next day, or how their car suddenly had chrome trim that wasn't there before. Then their paranornal discussion website would go haywire for reasons unknown after John Titor posted there. Posts would dissappear, new ones would appear out of nowhere, etc.

From what I read, John Titor during his posting spree in 2000 talked about how his very presence in our timeline altered our reality and diverged the course of history into a different path. Funny how the following year 9/11 happened. That kind of thing looks like some implausible event that should've happened in an alternate reality. He never mentioned anything about two planes flying into the WTC though; so either he was a big hoax or we're in a much different timeline than and none of that Third World War of his ever happens.

I tried to find websites or anything about people 'slipping' into alternate realities, but that shit is hard to find. I remember reading forum posts about people saying they slipped into realities where the WTC was still standing or something. They looked a little crazy.

There are a few inconsistencies in my memories (and I have a very good memory), like my dad's car being silver instead of blue when I was 3-4 years old, or being sure Huey Lewis was supposed to be dead until two months ago when I saw him alive on TV. My memory can't be perfect though. Huey Lewis is pretty much off the map nowadays. We just all forgot he existed.

Have fun sleeping tonight.

On November 5th 1975, Travis Walton, a logger, is abducted by aliens. On November 10th 1975, Travis Walton is found naked in a gas station bathroom.

I work in a gas station. Those bathrooms are filthy.

The result is the movie "Fire In The Sky", based on the book he wrote about his experience. Here's the awesome abduction scene that scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.


- Part 1

Part 2

CUBES...CUBES EVERYWHERE!

I touched on the concept of time in an earlier post. A lot of people like to think of time as the fourth dimension. Time isn't the fourth dimension, it is simply the way we perceive the fourth dimension.

Now, I'm no physicist. Not even close. I have a degree in political science. Even so, I like to picture the fourth dimension as one of those note paper cubes that people keep next to their phones. "WHAT?!" you're probably thinking. "CUBES ARE THREE-DIMENSIONAL SHAPES YOU CLOD!!". That they are my overly-excited friend, but consider the following and settle down for chrissake.

As three-dimensional beings, we can perceive the first dimension (a straight line), the second dimension (a square) and the third dimension (a cube). What about a two-dimensional being? He's stuck in his two-dimensional square, unable to picture what the third dimension even looks like. But wait, he IS percieving the third dimension...one piece at a time.

That's where the paper cube comes in. Each square of paper represents a frame in time for the two-dimensional being. We, as three-dimensional beings, see the cube as a whole. Therefore, we see the entire existence of the two-dimensional being at once. Nay, the existence of his entire universe at once. He travels through the square, one piece at a time, we see the entire square all at once.

Why should the fourth dimension be any different? Four-dimensional beings see the course of our entire lives all at once, as some kind of big blob of cubes. Our separate cubes (moments in time) stack up together to create some kind of awesome fourth-dimensional note paper...thing.

No I'm not on drugs.

Ancient societies and "celestial gods"

I just read this in a forum post about "things that blow your mind". It blew MY mind at least.

Both Mayans and Egyptians have stories relating to "celestial gods" that came down and taught them many things.
>Mayans and Egyptians are the first cultures to construct pyramids, incredibly advanced constructions that appear to be hundreds of years more advanced than everything other civilizations were building at that time.

>Some Egyptian rulers would practice cranial deformation in an attempt to "resemble the likeness of the gods"
>Mayans were also one of the few cultures to practice cranial deformation and have stories relating to how it was a practice taught to them by the gods.

Sort of like that new Indiana Jones movie, but you can see the scriptwriters didn't take the concept of aliens in ancient civilizations out of thin air.

HOLY POTATO; IT'S TIME TRAVEL!

Time travel is one of my favorite realms of the paranormal. Sure, we all travel through time (forwards at a 1:1 pace), but is it possible to break out of the normal flow of time?

I'm sure a lot of you know about John Titor, the presumed time traveller from another time/parallel dimension. For those who don't, he was sent here by his local government from a semi-barren post-apocalyptic wasteland to pick up an old IBM computer from the 1970s of all things. Apparently, this computer was the only one who could program and interpret code in some sort of programming language.

There's a LOT more info here http://www.johntitor.com/

Buenas noches Mein Fuhrer!

Now, historians are rather unanimous on the ultimate fate of Hitler at the end of World War 2. However, there's long been "rumors" that he did not, in fact, commit suicide.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message395064/pg1

Apparently, Hitler was still ALIVE in 1967! Not only that, a bunch of buisnessmen had some kind of inner circle where one of the initiations was meeting him.

When me and my friends started a club, my initiation was to run around the park a couple of times and ride my bike backwards.

My own paranormal events.

My life isn't quite paranormal, but there have been two events I've experienced that may enter the realm.

The first one, I was in the car with my uncle on a highway between two major cities, during the day. The sky was bright and only slightly cloudy. Suddenly, we saw a red streak of light go very fast from the top of the sky to the horizon in a diagonal line. My uncle said "maybe it was a bird". It obviously wasn't! My guess is it may have been a meteor. But red meteors? I don't know.

The second event happened when the same uncle was around as a matter of fact. He was over at my house visiting and talking with my mom. I was sitting on a chair absent-mindedly looking at the dining room table. All of a sudden, a glass on the table moved slightly, as if somebody flicked it. Nothing else at all moved on the table. I checked the placemats and everything.

Is my uncle being followed by alien ghosts?!